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1. glass dick
21 up, 13 down

A pipe used to smoke Crack

"I was suckin on a glass dick last night and was outta my damned MIND!"

by N4rF Feb 9, 2003 email it
2. glass dick
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A glass tube used for smoking ice/glass/crank or any smokable form of meth out of

Hey man, load the glass dick so we can start tweaking

by anonymous Jun 30, 2003 email it
3. glass dick
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A loser piece of paraphenalia that is primarily used to smoke meth out of. You can make your own at home with an air freshener tube bought from your local gas station and a torch, that and an 8 ball and you'll be ten to twoing it all night by yourself as you wait in the bushes for hours to tax some guy who owes you dope or money for dope cause you won't get a real job and this is your only recreation and enjoyment, stalking your dopefiends who owe you money cause you're on one and you're, without a doubt, a MORON.

Michelle will never be anything but a dopefiend because she is too busy rolling a glass dick and fucking other women's husbands cause she is a nasty bag whore

by brandon's wife May 21, 2004 email it
4. Glass Dick
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noun; Reffering to the object known as a crack pipe.
Commonly made from a small glass tube.
Crack Smoking women are commonly known to give oral pleasure to men for crack or money. Therfore we get the name "Glass Dick".

Tyrone: "Is Tameka sucking that -glass dick- again?"
Pookie: "Yea, looks like it."
Tyrone: "Damn she a crack head hoe."

by shoVel mississippi Nov 23, 2005 email it
5. Glass Dick
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noun; An object that is made of glass, has a long hollow shaft with a hollow ball shape on the end somewhat resembling the male genatilia (hence the name) and used by drug addicts to smoke methamphetamine or more commonly speed See also: pizzo twizzle oil burner meth pipe tweak pipe stick

Tweaker: "Hey.. uhh.. uhh.. hey man... uhh... pass the glass dick, huh?"

Non-Tweaker: "I don't even know you, and I don't do speed."
Non-Tweaker thinks to himself, "Fucking tweakers."

by Oil Field Trash Montrose, CO Oct 28, 2006 email it
6. glass dick
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1. An overused or out of date item (a certain website, chain e-mail etc.)on the Internet, although the purveyor thinks it is brand new.

The phrase comes from the picture of a woman golfer kissing a trophy that made the e-mail rounds awhile back. The angle and lighting in the photo made it appear as though she was kissing a penis made of glass.

I've seen that site before, it's just a glass dick.

by Steven Marshall Mar 11, 2003 email it